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- November 3, 1993
- Top Ten Good Things About Being Mayor of New York City
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- 10. Get pot hole named after you
- 9. Mayor's table at Blimpie's
- 8. Every single day: Your weight in quarters from the Lincoln toll
- booth
- 7. The city is sparkling clean and free of crime, so it's not a very
- hard job
- 6. Any trouble, you just call Batman
- 5. It's the second most powerful position in N.Y., right behind the
- head of the Gambino family
- 4. Only one allowed to spit off top of Empire State Building
- 3. Full control of secret nuclear arsenal aimed at New Jersey
- 2. Every Tuesday: Hoagies with Sharpton
- 1. Chicks dig mayors
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